Halloween Cat Joke

Surveyyy! (Or is it a survey …??)?
1) Pepsi or Coca-Cola? 2) dog or a cat? 3) cakes or biscuits? 4) Ross and Rachel? 5) Love or hate? 6) wet or dry? Seven) Black or white?
Men, women or both ..? 9) pretty, but dumb or just stupid? 10) or LOL LMAO? 11) Jokes and Humor dry? 12) Christmas or Halloween? 13) ER or Grey's Anatomy? 14) What state do you live? 15) Rap or Rock? 16) jazz or blues? 17) swan or a dove? 18) or war No to war? 19) McCain or Obama? 20) God or God? Enjoy!
1) Pepsi or Coca-Cola? Diet Coke, Diet Pepsi, but still looks brighter. 2) dog or a cat? dog, I hate most cats. 3) cake or cookie? depends on the type. 4) Ross and Rachel? Rachel always wanted to be her when I was younger! Five) love or hate? So much so that everyone needs. 6) wet or dry? wet, I guess. 7) Black or white? Pure white.
Men .. women or both? two …
9) pretty, but dumb or just stupid? Beautiful, but dumb. 10) or LOL LMAO? Lol 11) funny jokes or dry? I have a sense of humor, so dry humor. 12) Christmas or Halloween? Halloween has a great environment, but I like people who see lights and Christmas trees, so I guess both. 13) Grey's Anatomy or ER? Grey's Anatomy, reflects my ongoing experiences medical school in more than ER. 14) That the State you live? Illinois. 15) Rap or Rock? Rock. 16) jazz or blues? Jazz, but I like both. 17) swan or a dove? Swan, more sensitive. 18) War or no war? No War! War is a ridiculous waste of time! 19) McCain or Obama? Obama. 20) God or God? You have not thought about it for now …
Cat Clips #91–The Ducks
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Jumbo Cat Eye Glasses With Rhinestones [Toy] $7.99 Plastic Jumbo Cat-Eye Glasses. Includes rhinestone accents. 10″ x 2 1/2″… |
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Velvet Spotted Leopard Animal Costume Hat $7.99 Velvet leopard hat. Great for kids. One size…. |
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Furry Striped Cool Cat Madhatter Party Hat – Purple & White Furry tall striped hat. Be the koolest kat at the party. Purple and white…. |
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Realistic Full Size Rubber Mouse Halloween Gag $0.45 This realistic rubber mouse with authentic size and coloring is guaranteed to create panic and mayhem! Mouse has beady little eyes, clammy “skin,” and a twisted tail. Warning: Choking Hazard; Small parts. Not for children under 3 yrs…. |
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Sleeping House Cat Prop $16.20 This ‘pretty cat’ is life size at 11 inches. Looks so real, you can almost hear it purr and see it breath. You just can’t help but pet it. Sold assorted only in Black, Tan or Grey. Ideal party prop or just around your house as a conversation piece. Must see to appreciate…. |
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Mercy Watson: Princess in Disguise $6.30 Can visions of treats entice a porcine wonder to wear her princess costume? Hold on for some Halloween havoc, Mercy Watson-style!When the Watsons decide to zip their porcine wonder into a formfitting princess dress for Halloween — complete with tiara — they are certain that Mercy will be beautiful beyond compare. Mercy is equally certain she likes the sound of trick-or-TREATING and can picture… |
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Garfield’s Halloween Adventure (Formerly Titled Garfield in Disguise) $4.38 Garfield’s Halloween AdventureHalloween is Garfield’s favorite holiday — you dress up ina costume and next thing you know it’s candy, candy, candy! So, disguised as an Old Pirate Cap’n and his First Mate, Garfield and Odie hit the sidewalks of suburbia — and find themselves in a real-life, very scary ghost story!… |
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CatDog Halloween Joke Book (Nickelodeon CatDog) $2.99 What are vampires’ pajamas made out of? 100% coffin. Where do ghosts surf? Maliboo. How did the ghost do at the scaring contest? He won the boo ribbon. Ghosts, goblins, candy corn, pumpkins, and JOKES! Impress your trick-or-treating buddies with tons of CatDog Halloween jokes, riddles, and silly puns! These jokes will surely do the trick and they’re such a treat!… |