I am going as a kitty I think for halloween and I?
Need someone to go with me. I am a lot of fun i promise. I like to have people pet me. I am very friendly and I promise i don’t bite. hard. 
Is there a way you think I could find a date quick? Meow!
I’ll go with ya!!
haha i guess i can be a kitty with you
Really? Looking for dates over yahoo.answers? wow…
Ask them to be the lightbulb you read by. That would do it.